Yay!

Absolutely great! I want more of this story! MORE!

Posted by Duln (guest) on Mon 08 Jun 2009, 01:48 EDT

7000!

My wife has asked me to bid 7000 for the chains and the posts, which appears sturdy. However, I have to find a way to dispose of the elf properly.

Posted by Birdwatcher (guest) on Wed 03 Jun 2009, 03:08 EDT

More from the auctioneer

Thankyou Kodayu, I have 6000. Male oppression increases her female dignity. Buy her & she will increase your male dignity, particularly when she kneels meekly before you & gives you oral. Any advance on 6000, intervals of 500?

Posted by Apprentice Elf (guest) on Sat 30 May 2009, 01:57 EDT

Bid

Six thousand!

Posted by kodayu (guest) on Wed 27 May 2009, 13:03 EDT

Some more thoughts: Her right leg is just WOW:)

Posted by forgotMyNick (guest) on Tue 26 May 2009, 03:58 EDT

Love it:D Where do you buy those?;)

Posted by ForgotMyNick (guest) on Thu 21 May 2009, 06:14 EDT

Intervention from the Auctioneer

Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is a serious sale. Look at the quality. Will some start me at five thousand dollars?

Posted by Apprentice Elf (guest) on Wed 20 May 2009, 05:49 EDT

So, what's the starting bid? Excellent work as usual. -WW

Posted by WelshWebb (guest) on Tue 19 May 2009, 16:39 EDT

I'm willing to bid considerably more than that!

Posted by Dnumev (guest) on Tue 19 May 2009, 14:01 EDT

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by Panzerman (guest) on Mon 18 May 2009, 19:41 EDT