Excerpt from newspaper story:
Missing 19 yr old Found Alive!
... her body covered in a sticky goo-like substance unknown to science. Jessica's limbs are glued together by the goo, making her completely helpless. Worst of all, she has to remain naked and exposed to all, as the substance seems to absorb any cloth on contact.
The goo appears soft but it regenerates itself instantly and all attempts to remove it from Jessica's body have failed. In all other respects her health condition is "amazingly excellent" according to Dr Harry Throb who has declared himself willing to personally work around the clock to bring relief to Jessica
Jessica is unable to make any statements herself at this point but this reporter was deeply impressed with her show of fighting spirit and determination.
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