"Thanks, but aren't there lots of people passing by here all the time?"
"Certainly. It's a great opportunity to show off."
"But this pose turned out to be rather too embarrassing."
"Nonsense! They'll love it and you might as well get used to it. We have to keep you like that in order to enter you in the big art show later this year."
"We'll obviously keep you like that anyway since there is no release mechanism."