perhaps after automation eliminated the need for work, it became fashionable to dress in a way that makes it impossible to use your hands.
Posted by Guest on Sun 26 May 2019, 13:36 EDT
A rabbit's foot is supposed to bring luck... OUCH!
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Sun 07 Apr 2019, 11:35 EDT
The 'Guide' to the mouse girl:
See? This is the type of pussy You don't have to be afraid of.
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Tue 26 Mar 2019, 16:50 EDT
Bunny girl lake side
Eastward didn't even leave her a carrot
Posted by Oldredneck (guest) on Sat 01 Dec 2018, 18:20 EST
"Well, at least they didn't stuff my mouth with a gag..."
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Fri 23 Nov 2018, 15:27 EST
One of the magical properties of the snugglebunny suit is that you can sleep safely, since it removes all killing and/or preying intent of those coming closer.
As a side effect, however, it might raise the mating instinct/urge of everyone coming closer.
Ask your magical clothes provider for further details.
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Sat 13 Oct 2018, 08:45 EDT
I guess the story of the Bunny Girl who cried wolf will go much different than the one about a boy who cried wolf...
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Fri 31 Aug 2018, 08:43 EDT
Gasps
Upon seeing that you did get the deluxe package.
Posted by Yumi (guest) on Tue 28 Aug 2018, 02:40 EDT
And the deluxe package even comes with an already abducted maiden so you can apply the restraints immediately and need not spend extra time kidnapping first.
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Sun 26 Aug 2018, 11:49 EDT
"Is she poisonous?"
"Nah, she is actually an antidote."
"Antidote against what?"
"For those who are poisoned with male virginity."
Posted by Orkbert (guest) on Wed 01 Aug 2018, 10:05 EDT