"Foolish intruder! With one word I could destroy... OW, FUG! Ah bif off my ow' tong'!
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:27 EDT
"Special Discount? Sure, what do I have to do?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:24 EDT
"Just go down there with me, Rachael, and I *promise* I'll get you that new ballgag for Xmas."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:23 EDT
POINK! "Ow! Hey, don't forget what happens to women on this board, Chickee."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:22 EDT
"Of course elves are magical. Do you have idea *how long* it would take to feather my hair without resorting to spells?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:14 EDT
"Would Madame like a drink with her appetizer?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:10 EDT
"This is the second time this week I woke up like this."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:09 EDT
"When I find out where that fool girl went..."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:07 EDT
"But if I try, do you promise punish me?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:05 EDT
"Okay, I'm feeling a teensy bit vulnerable right now."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:03 EDT