Minstrel Career Planning

"You can't just walk into town along with me looking like this. You'll be arrested. For enslavement or kidnapping"

"Nonsense! I'm a well known character in these parts"

"That's the problem. Your... questionable reputation."

"Hmm..."

"I’ve got it! Let’s get Dina, the tavern keeper. If she's with me we'll look a lot less suspicious..."

"Good idea! So, you're naked and tied up, but that’s just how you like it, right?"

"No!"

"Isn't that the story we're going with? Otherwise it's enslavement or kidnapping, you know."

"Well..."

"You could portray yourself as a victim of the fairies, but that seems a bit bleak, don’t you think? It might also risk offending them."

"But wanting to be naked, what does that say about me?"

"It’s show business. It’s your act, your persona. It’s all for the audience. Propriety, dignity, modesty, you're giving it all up for the sake of music!"