Fey Touched Minstrel

"... After making music together all night the fairies declared that it would be wrong for me to give up singing to become a scribe and they did this to me."

"I am of the same mind as they. Since a fairy enchantment like that cannot be undone, you should reconsider my offer from before and become the star of my show."

"But they told me I can't wear clothes any more and then there is this... thing... inside..."

"Don't worry. It will work out perfectly."