"Of course elves are magical. Do you have idea *how long* it would take to feather my hair without resorting to spells?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:14 EDT
"Would Madame like a drink with her appetizer?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:10 EDT
"This is the second time this week I woke up like this."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:09 EDT
"When I find out where that fool girl went..."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:07 EDT
"But if I try, do you promise punish me?"
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:05 EDT
"Okay, I'm feeling a teensy bit vulnerable right now."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:03 EDT
"Look, Doug. I appreciate the gift of the bracelets, but this is only our second date."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:02 EDT
"I really hate these silly fraterity initiations."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:01 EDT
"Thank you for removing my dress. I was finding it terribly confining."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 03:00 EDT
"Try a little self-bondage she said. I'll bring the keys around in an hour, she said..."
Posted by Guest on Mon 13 Sep 2004, 02:58 EDT
